"Return borrowed things in better shape than when you borrowed them."
"There are two types of trouble...one is the trouble you knowingly walk into, the other is trouble that just happens...it's important to know the difference."
"Walk softly but carry a big stick."
"If you have to use said stick, make sure who you use it on, doesn't get up."
"Foul language is a sign of a limited vocabulary."
"Everyone is a friend until proven otherwise."
"Don't watch the clock when you're at work."
"Respect the elders."
"Never go to bed angry."
"Family is the most important thing on earth."
"If you don't know something, go to the library and learn it."
"The phrases "I don't know", "I forgot", or "I tried (and failed)" are excuses."
"There is a difference between an excuse and a reason, know the difference."
"Take care of your apperance...even if it is just a t-shirt and jeans."